jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous?
Plus, the whole “you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile” and “the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways” bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot.
“You can stop it with any handgun”
sorry, dark mode users
Surely this is satire, right?
Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the “hand” and they’re all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe.
Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it’s real/credible as well.
No, it is satyress.
I’m gonna fuck it.
Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
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spoiler
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what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can’t get any more threatening than this
Don’t worry, they made sure it’s killable!inverse airbag safety
