No you don’t have to look it up, no need
If my anus can’t handle the vapors, that’s its problem.
imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it’s not in use, you might have bigger issues.
Yayyy sewer gases!
you might have
some pruno brewing.
Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment’s notice without all this ‘lifting’ malarkey!
OP’s anus:
Ok, that is just basic science.
The trick is to blow out as you sit down.
Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.
So like that one song with something about that mentions “Sweet Poo Fumes” oh wait I guess it was Perfume.
Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.
lmao yeah I do
That sounds like you haven’t cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.
Thanks, Obama!
You have a toilet?
Lucky, lucky bastard
Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom
How did you shit if you don’t have a bottom?
For reference
I say fight fire with fire
Bold of you to assume I don’t have to unplug it after sitting down
Same reason you shouldn’t run a fan in a closed room.
south korea fan death strikes again?
Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.
The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.