“Occupation?”

“Gladiator.”

“Did you kill last week?”

“No.”

“Did you try to kill last week?”

“Yeah.”

“Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we’re going to have to change your status, got it?”

Dark Helmet: So the combination is… one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

[…]

President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air from Planet Druidia. What’s the combination?

Colonel Sandurz: 1-2-3-4-5

President Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5?

Colonel Sandurz: Yes!

President Skroob: That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!