Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?
I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.
You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.
Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use
When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.
Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.
Can I substitute a steamroller?
Only if you’re a vampire with time stopping powers
what if i’m a wolfman with surfing powers?
That leaves me out. I’m just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.
Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that’s pretty good at splatting people.
Thought this was the fuckcars com.