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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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    Being an arborist is one of the most dangerous careers there are, this “passive income” guy would probably die in under a year.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      If that post was sincere, I will eat my hat.

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        you mean your tree.

        • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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          Ever eat a pine tree, many parts are edible.

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            the seeds. need fiber eat the wood.

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        Reread their username

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          That’s exactly the hard thing about satire these days, someone who would call themselves that in earnest is not beyond belief.

          • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
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            This particular account is specifically a satire account

            • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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              That is much clearer.

      • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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        I’ve met people like this before: I hope it’s satirical, but wouldn’t be shocked if it was posted in earnest.

        Edit: Yes, I am now aware this particular account ia just satire.

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          Satire can be hard because people approach an Einsteinian ridicule limit at which point they become indistinguishable from the most blatant satire about them… But I have to take a stance on this one, he hangs a hat on it - “one of those morons”. Come on!

          • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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            Some people are like characters that escaped a comedy skit.

        • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          The account is entirely satirical.

          • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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            Yes, I am aware now. Thanks.

            My point was more that people who really think like this exist.

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              Who think “I’m going to say something satirical” and then say it?

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                No, people who earnestly say shit that sounds satirical.

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                  Well yeah, satirists need someone to satire

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                    Not quite what I meant but yeah, sure.

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      Pretty sure that account is satire

      • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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        I’ve known people like this IRL, glad this isn’t real through.

        Edit: Weird downvotes, but OK.

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          I’m downvoting you too, sorry. I’m not sure why, but it seems like the popular people are doing it, and I just want to fit in. We can still be friends in secret if you’d like.

          • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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            That’s kind of you, but I don’t know if you’d want to be friends with me: I heard there were popular people downvoting my posts and they might go after you for associating with me.

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              Wow, that’s something only a true friend would say! Too bad about the unpopularity… Goodbye forever 🙂

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                You’re not my friend, Guy.

              • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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                Goodbye, I’ll always cherish our interaction.

                • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸@lemmy.world
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                  NOW KITH

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                    No! It is a forbidden love fraught with down votes.

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          Edit: Weird downvotes, but OK.

          New here?

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            Not really, but what can you do?

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      https://youtu.be/-CxX8nvLalE

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