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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Ever pour the milk into the glass and the orange juice onto the cereal?

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Ever pour the milk into the glass and the orange juice onto the cereal?

NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?

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      It could also be that they smeared toothpaste all over their face

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        This was actually touted as an acne remedy at one point. I tried it when I was a teenager, it does take care of the oil buildup and dry you out, but you also feel like you can taste mint with your forehead.

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          That sounds like an interesting side effect

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        That’s what I like to picture haha

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      I think there might be problems tastewise

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        Mom: Don’t eat toothpaste, you assheaded foulbrained cheeseeating sorry excuse for a child!
        Kid: That’s not toothpaste. It is face lotion, dumb mom!

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