No special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3
As a bassist, you should probably avoid me as I might rewrite your song lyrics to be subtly anti-capitalist
Oh noes, that would be horrible…
(Do you have a matrix, xmpp or signal account so I don’t DM you per accident?) :3c
The best way to practise the two finger picking technique is with your girlfriend
Oh sorry! You’re bassist, you don’t have a girlfriend.
Utter rubbish. They’re acting like no bands have keyboardists any more.
bass literally the hottest instrument wtf
You’ll never have to worry they have another girlfriend.
look i have nothing against bass, i just don’t think we should give rights to fish. If that makes you want to call me a bassist then i can’t stop you.
What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?
A drummer.
A frog jumps into a Princess’s lap and tells her that he’s under a witch’s spell. If she kisses him he’ll turn into the world’s best drummer.
She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.
‘Why didn’t you kiss me?’
‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world’s best drummer.’
always fascinating to see innocuous comments like this and a big fat “banned from community” label, then you check why and the user has been banned from like 10 communities for trolling.
it’s like digital “bethesda environmental storytelling skeletons”
But what if she kissed the frog: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg