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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    I’ve tried it before, but I’ve been told that when I shave my head I look as if I’m on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I’ve got.

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      I’ve been told that when I shave my head I look as if I’m on cancer treatment.

      When people tell you this, respond with a thousand-yard stare, wait 15 seconds, and then quietly say, “I don’t want to talk about it right now.”

    • chickenf622@sh.itjust.works
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      Depending on what they meant by that it could be they needed a period to adjust to the new look. I know it took a while before people forgot what I even looked like with hair.

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        > How come you look so good?
        < After a while people forgot how I used to look

        (No shade though, i’m genuinely happy you’re happy with how you look.)

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      Can you grow a beard? I had a couple of years after shaving where I looked like a thumb, but a beard changed everything.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        The beard changed everything … from the front.

        Sorry to break it to you like this.

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          Party in the front, thumb in the back. I can dig it.

          • it's not often that shit just works@sh.itjust.works
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          if the beard is big enough you can see it from the back.

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      Also your head might not have tanned yet, that helps.

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