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Imagine living with someone who’s able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn’t good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.
The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It’s amazing. The problem is they aren’t suited for each other.
Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.
You can get one for $900:
https://www.milystatue.com/product/hot-sale-fiberglass-lobster-butler-statue-with-tray-mlfs-007/
$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station
Why in tarnation can’t we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we’ll need a donation.
Imagine living with someone who’s able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn’t good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.
https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder
i’m pretty sure we didn’t get ours from this website. then again. i don’t know. it was a while ago.
I saw a “menstruation crustacean” at Walmart recently but it was a heating pad. Had to do a double take