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baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Getting old sucks, GenX version

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Getting old sucks, GenX version

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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    Quilted northern

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      Not trying to tell you how to live your life but you should get a bidet.

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        Not trying to tell you how to live your life

        And you should take your own fucking advice

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          Grouchy uneducated toilet paper people 🧐

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            Do you just walk around with a wet ass? Or do you dry it somehow after your delightfully magnificent ass shower?

            Tell us all that story. What happens NEXT?

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              It has an air dryer 🧐

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                Ooo, fancy!

                I’m good with the TP

                If I want someone to blow on my asshole, that’s third-date level stuff. I don’t want that from some bathroom appliance.

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                  Wanna go to dinner with me?

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                    No offense, but I really don’t think so

                    My asshole is quite well cared for at the moment, thank you very much.

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