You could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.

doomslang@lemmy.zip · 24 days ago

You could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to.

Anivia@feddit.org · 24 days ago

I would not be surprised if those middle school girls play better soccer than him. His amount of muscle mass is terrible for athleticism, which is why there are no professional soccer players that are muscular

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

But this shatters my delusion of manly men being objectively superior to every other human!