Nah, my Lila suffers from existing and begs to stop her pain. Which I’ll gladly do. Sorry Lila, it’s all exclusively AreYouReadingThis’s fault.
Edit: say hi to Ralph too!
Well… Was a great fap! Bye Lila!
Lila didn’t actually say that
You’re thinking of her sister, “Liar”
This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila’s number.
Who’s Lila?
I see what you did there and salute you
Somehow that got me thinking of Roku’s Basilisk again. If you don’t know that, I’m sorry for mentioning. :) But it’s also a cool thought experiment.
This actually does a good job of showing why Roko’s Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don’t follow their rules.
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
Lila exists only in your own head.
However, so do you.
Reminds me of an old joke…
Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.
“Gimme a hotdog.”
The hotdog vendor asks “you want mustard on that?”
“I think not,” says Descartes, vanishing instantly.
At least Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Descartes is moving now.
Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.
You left? Murderer.
I’d argue it wasn’t premeditated.
Bye, Lila.
She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers
I am a face on the moon.
I am an example of pareidolia.
Anthropomorphize me!Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism
notices ur mountains OwO what’s this?
Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.
“Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.
That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.
So you’re saying if something only ever existed in your head, it never existed?
Well, the problem with that is that the idea of solid objects is a mental construct. Science deals in four fundamental forces governing the behaviour of quarks, gluons, and leptons. Science doesn’t deal in “chairs”, or “the mona lisa”, or “justice”. You do.
Oh, great. Now everything is disappearing. Are you happy now!?
PHILOSOPLYYYY’D!!!
said in Strong Bad’s voice