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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Ah yes, security.

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Ah yes, security.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    See, here at my job, we use well-constructed passwords which we then write down on a post-it and stick to the monitor.

    Security!!!

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      I mean, using the Post-it would require physical access to the device. It’s better than a lot of other security options.

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        Definitely better than an excel spreadsheet

        • The_v@lemmy.world
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          Is it better than a word doc on the desktop named “passwords”

          This is what you get when I have 10 different passwords that have to be changed randomly every 30 days, 60 days, or 90 days. 16 digit password with all the bells and whistles as well.

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      That ensures cyber security… Unfortunately no physical security.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      Ha ha ha! Fucking beginners! You stick the post-it on the bottom of your keyboard. Then leave your keyboard upside down because you don’t need a keyboard to get onto porn hub.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      At least the threat is contained locally.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      At least you don’t put it on an excel on omedrive

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    How did you get my username and password???

    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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      ALL YOUR COMPUTE ARE BELONG TO US

      SEND $$$

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Send nudes first! Preferably not of me!

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          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            Uh, that’s a good one!

      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I looked and this is all I could find : ¢¢¢

        😔

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          (ㆆ_ㆆ)

  • rustyfish@piefed.world
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    p@ssw0rd 😎

    • crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip
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      No capital letter…

  • red_sock@lemmy.ml
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    This is a username/password. It can be opened with another username/password.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    This is where oauth helps. I just log in with my identity provider of choice, and no one has to know I signin there with admin/password.

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    Today I got given my ISP PPPoE logins and the password is atrocious.

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    Those big echoey metal noises were nice.

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    How did you get my username and password???

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