They’re really gonna make me buy Sex 2 after I paid for all the cosmetics for Sex 1?

We don’t need your propriety bullshit! We’ll keep the community and the platform alive ourselves!
Held together with jizz
I thought it was discontinued years ago
This is just a prelude to them introducing SaaS.
SaaS was added in like the first ever patch. Cloud based SaaS is still in beta though
What about Lovense?
That’s MaaS. Sex is multiplayer only
Is coop not multiplayer enough?

S-Tier use of the meme.
Wait didn’t he get married recently??
Exactly. That’s where the sex stops.
No, it only stops once you have children.
There was sex?
Brb gotta ask my gf if she knew about this.
Oh, she knows.
Just when I was looking forward to Sex 2: the Sexening
that’s the bootleg from the 90s! the actual sequel was Sex 2: Scrooge’s Revenge in 2003
Fucking liveservice. Stop killing games!
aw, man. I haven’t gotten started yet!
It was good while it lasted
So, like 30 seconds?
But what are the shareholders gonna do?
Convert to duckholders.
Duckholders?
Sorry, it was supposed to say duckholders.
I see.
Ah shit, that explains it
Can we have peace now?