There’s way too many to list my favourites. Stargate SG-1 is practically half comedy imho. It’s one of the things I really felt was missing from Universe; the tone was just all wrong. This was perhaps most succinctly demonstrated by the “shaky cam” spaceship sequences.

On a lighter note, from the same episode as Alar quote:

• “Their planet is on fire and you want to offer them gasoline?”
• “We are in fact offering them water.”
• “I was obviously speaking metaphorically.”
• “Well stop it! It’s not fair to Teal’c.”

I also love

• “Daniel Jackson’s preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.”
• “I dare you to say that again.”