• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Capitalist: No no, what you really hate is socialism.

    Citizen: Why do I hate socialism?

    Capitalist: Because socialism causes [lists problems created by capitalism].

    Citizen: Wow, I sure do hate socialism.

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      2 months ago

      But also,

      Citizen 2: [lists actual socialist policies while avoiding certain key words]

      Capitalists: I can get behind that.