Wren@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI wonder why the world is on fire? A mysteryimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageI wonder why the world is on fire? A mysteryWren@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoCapitalist: No no, what you really hate is socialism. Citizen: Why do I hate socialism? Capitalist: Because socialism causes [lists problems created by capitalism]. Citizen: Wow, I sure do hate socialism.
minus-squarecrunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoBut also, Citizen 2: [lists actual socialist policies while avoiding certain key words] Capitalists: I can get behind that.
Capitalist: No no, what you really hate is socialism.
Citizen: Why do I hate socialism?
Capitalist: Because socialism causes [lists problems created by capitalism].
Citizen: Wow, I sure do hate socialism.
But also,
Citizen 2: [lists actual socialist policies while avoiding certain key words]
Capitalists: I can get behind that.