The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 13 days agoHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?imagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down11
arrow-up1292arrow-down1imageHey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert?The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·13 days agoSomebody needs to call Janeway.
minus-squareHupf@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 days agoBeckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days agoPresumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 days agoVulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoThe real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five. Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 days agoAh, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoshe dint have her black coffe that day.
Somebody needs to call Janeway.
Beckett Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers?
Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.
Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output.
But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser.
Not sure they really needed more power.
Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”
Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”
VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”
Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”
VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”
Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”
The real reason Cap Archer’s dad never got to see a warp five.
Bet he painted it red because that makes it go faster, too,
Ah, the adventures of the USS Hold My Beer
she dint have her black coffe that day.