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Hmm. She’s too smart, though. And strong - like a waif in power armour - and she’d have me cart-wheeling over the railing in no time. But you’re right about the paperwork… ;-)
Throwing her off a cruise ship is faster and is far less of a hassle, certainly less painful.
I’m ruining the joke by doing this, but /s.
Hmm. She’s too smart, though. And strong - like a waif in power armour - and she’d have me cart-wheeling over the railing in no time. But you’re right about the paperwork… ;-)