Ok
O shoot! We can do that? We can just do that? Alright. I call Ohio a mechoman444 territory!
According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.
Republicans already seem intent on nullifying birthright citizenship, not that it would stop them from simply ignoring laws they don’t like anyway…
Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.
Please take it. We don’t need it any more. Plus you get all the scientologists.
It’s all theirs
Right. No resistance from me. Of course, they’ll piss of their new landlords, and they’d try to return it.
I think at this point he is just jealous that he doesn’t have a 10 year war like Vietnam to his name and this is why he is a acting like a spoiled little child regarding this.
There is a far greater senility problem, than anyone could ever accuse Biden of having. The problem is greater because he has no handlers around him to filter the stupid.
Trump also announced a few weeks ago that the US would collect 20% tarrifs/tolls on all shipments in the SoH. He had to walk back the stupid 2 days later. The only path towards the stupidity becoming reality is if Iran or Oman becomes a US territory, although planting a US flag on a small rock near the SoH, and setting a precedent of whoever controls that rock has territorial control over the SoH (pure stupid), would legitimize Iran’s full claim, after they kill all US troops on the rock.
This would justify immediate impeachment, or to at least force another cognitive test at congress’s request for review by congress.
I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.
I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn’t make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
I mean, you’ve got to convince someone…usually at gunpoint (or worse).
To trumpy: The trump/epstein mp4’s you degenerate pervert. Remember those? No matter what outrageous shit you do as a bona fide degenerate pervert the trump/epstein mp4 files will always be there. Deal with it motherfucker and hate us even more for it. Please clock, tick, tick, tick (embolism go BOOM!).
“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.
That’ll do it. That’ll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic
Only losers stick to a single topic. This guy multitasks like no other.
Nope. Not really. All this random multitasking, all the constant never ending bullshit. It’s all actually 1 task.
That 1 task is called “Distract everybody from the epstein files”
Would he even lose his existing base at this point though?
I honestly think the vast majority would drop him. Its their hard line. For now they’re denying he’s in there. But hia plummeting popularity show that some republicans are in agreement that trump is guilty. Which is why they’ve stopped supporting him in recent years.
So I think his base would dramatically shrink. But not die.
and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Mars.
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.
That game should really be called 4d chess with multiverse time travel. They “only” added two dimensions to regular chess, but in regular chess the pieces don’t move in all 3 dimensions, only 2.
That being said I have almost 20 hours in this game and am still too stupid for it, even if it’s “only” 4D 😭
It’s unfortunately a bad strategy to branch into new timelines, making high level play look like regular chess. Until one player is far behind and will do a long jump back to try to rescue the game state
…but none of it is canon.
Abstract Art of the deal
we had the same inclination. thank you internet twin.
Yeah I’m sure that will work.