I’m a bi guy, ain’t the first time, won’t be the last.

They’re a cool dude though, so we’ll probably still hang out.

    • Gormadt@slrpnk.netOP
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      10 days ago

      It’s me

      I’m that guy

      The amount of times I’ve literally woken up bolt upright in the middle of the night and went “Wait they were flirting… Damn it.” is too damn many

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        9 days ago

        It’s worse for me because I’m a girl, but I’m autistic and I don’t pick up on it either lol

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          6 days ago

          two autistic people fall madly in love with each other at first sight

          they proceed to stare blankly at each other for an eternity (4 seconds) while imagining getting married and living a long and happy life together, then immediately go “oh god that was SO intimate fuck i’m so creepy oh noooo they probably think i’m a pervert now” and flee the scene posthaste.