I’m a bi guy, ain’t the first time, won’t be the last.

They’re a cool dude though, so we’ll probably still hang out.

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    I made the mistake of tagging along to Fire Island with my girlfriend and her queer friends and I’m sorry to both of the guys who hit on me

    Especially the guy who opened with “I want to eat your ass.”

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      “I want to eat your ass.”

      That’s one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol

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      Fire Island

      For any non-US people. No it’s not the island where Zuko and the gang have the beach episode. It’s a real island near New York / Long Island