Okay, I have a tangent to go on…
NSFW, TMI
This is literally the best thing EVER! Like idk if I’m just weird, but having my partner smack me in the face with his dick? Is there anything better??
Smell is my love language, HRT taught me that. This is like the best thing for that! Snuggling up to it, rubbing my cheeks against it, feeling its soft texture on my face…and getting slapped by it? It’s fucking amazing!
I personally prefer when my partner doesn’t shower as often. I’m a freak I know, but it’s like…the smell is even muskier and even more cock-like? The taste too. When he’s freshly showered, it’s mostly just tasteless and odorless. But I prefer the odor. I fucking live for it, omfg. It’s like the best thing ever wtf. I love it so much!
meh, prefer purple dildo over dick for this kind of thing
Really? I couldn’t imagine…
Silicone feels so…strange, especially when impacting your skin. Or at least from my experience.
I’d absolutely prefer dick, cause warm, actually soft and boysmell is amazing :3
My innocent brain can’t figure this one out.
I kinda describe it in the post body 😂
Spoiler
It’s getting slapped in the face with a mushroom (penis).
Oh. That’s what I guessed, but in my experience, even an unusually large mushroom would have a difficult time leaving a mark.
Yeah you’d have to slap really hard, which I imagine hurts the giver quite a bit.
Agreed. Still fun tho :3