Waffle House customer will get at least one kill with their open carry revolver, before getting dropped by Taco Bell’s concealed carry. One of the Albertsons or ALDI customers sacrifices themselves taking the Taco Bell customer out. The other one of the two happened to be a pensioner, who is largely ignored as the rest fight it out until the Walmart customer, being the most experienced at retail brawls, notices that the pensioner is old enough to maybe have gotten a labubu-me-flatscreen. But the Popeyes customer will win by having the sense to hide and grab the Kroger customer’s actual metal credit card needed to afford their monopoly fixed prices, and slice the Walmart customer while they are still trying to beat a furby baby out of Albertson’s corpse.
Waffle House
Ok. I need to know why everyone is seemingly agreeing that waffle house is the winner.
Context. I’ve never even seen a waffle house. Do they not serve waffles? Laced with cocain or what?
Breakfast cafés go downtown. IHOP likes to hang out with Olive Garden and Chili’s. Dennie’s is for old people. Waffle House will go places where the gas stations have bulletproof glass. They are in places where people need cheap food at 2:30 am. Waffle House is for travelers and partiers. They are for the unemployed, self employed, third shift or just shifty. Being open 24/7 makes them a place to be. Somewhere you can go to. Occasionally there are people who need to go somewhere and they are a little stressed out, a little wound up. Maybe a few screws loose they try to fix by huffing the thread locker. Getting a little glue to fix the cracks. So the staff is people who will work at a place that has crazy show up at 3am. They tend to be a bit gangster.
So to this question, a customer from Waffle House who would start a fight is someone who is willing to fight the entire staff in one go and usually doesn’t stop till they catch a barstool to the head.
That said, don’t be afraid to go to a Waffle House. They are exactly what it says on the box. Waffle and coffee, cheap. Most people there are happy, tired, and/or want to be left alone.
I can’t go to a waffle house because they don’t exist in my corner of the world. And you know what. I’m OK with that. But thank you for that lovely description
Odds are there at any given time, there already is a fight going on in a waffle house
Waffle House wins with Popeyes a close second.
Depends on the time they are picked. A 2am Waffle House customer wins every time.
It’s a final battle between Waffle House and Popeyes and it isn’t even close. Waffle House wins.
I was about to comment “walmart” because People Of Walmart exists, but then I saw Waffle House.
I think the choice is obvious.
I’m Canadian so I haven’t patronized at least 4 of these brands. With that in mind, I think an absolutely batshit Walmart customer would win.
Clearly op isn’t a waffle house customer
All these pussies would lose to anyone who even accidentally set foot in a Chuck E Cheese.
Waffle House every single time.
Undoubtedly. Waffle House bitches fight dirty
It would entirely depend on the time of day and or date.
Night? Waffle House, no contest
Lunch? Popeyes.
Black Friday? Walmart
Experience goes to Waffle House
It’s not even close
I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house
I’ve been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House
Are the waffles at least good?
They’re alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you’ve ever had.
Nope!
Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that’s the fuckin’ ticket.
only if you’re drunk
They’re fine.
Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit.
I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business.
It’s a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn’t even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down.
If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu.
The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it’s what you need.
I’ve also never been there but I’ve heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I’ll be in one.
However, I’ve been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen!
I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid
I’m leaving the typo, lol.
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Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else.
Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they’d take serious casualties on the way.
If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down.
Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH.
Why are there so many brands in my memes?
Americans.
Dollar General might be a tough fight for Waffle House just because they have nothing left to lose.
Neither of them have anything left to lose so it’s fine.