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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

You've yee'd your last haw

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You've yee'd your last haw

Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Is that a four shooter?

    Also, seems the chambers are empty 🤨

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      He is not going to shoot you with a bullet. Read the text on the poster.

      • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        So, he but poop in the chambers? Feel like this is even more confusing now.

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          HE SHOOTS THE POOP OUT OF HIS ASSHOLE

          Jesus

          • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            He sure is holding a odd looking asshole.

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    The worst toots of my life was after White Castle; this was 10 years ago, and I’ll never forget.

    I had to get my state car inspection done one morning; the check engine light was on, so I needed to drive a few hours with the mechanic’s scanner plugged into my OBD reader after he shut off the check engine light.

    Of course, the relevant detail here is that I had some White Castle sliders the night before and I was hotboxing myself with my own rancid ass farts for like 4 hours . It was a brittle ass winter so I couldn’t lower the windows very long, and vents were not helpful. It took absolutely forever for the scanner to do the thing, and at one point my car shut off in a fluke while I stopped to use the restroom and had to do it all over again .

    It was the one and only time I ever had White Castle; I never will again to avoid being haunted by own farts like that.

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    I go to white castle everytime im in vegas. Im not ashamed of it. I love those tiny burgers while gambling and drinking.

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    Hi yes hello, how do I get this printed on a shirt

    • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https://cricut.com/blog/how-to-screen-print-with-cricut/

      If you’re in a city, your library might supply you with everything but the vinyl and tape.

  • Lexam@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, well I ate at a Krystal’s.

    • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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      A true southern rebel.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Taco Bell w/ extra lettuce

    Imma be shitting for a week straight biotch!

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      46knJMumHEhbGj3.png

  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    Way to own those libs.

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