In Spongebob Squarepants, what type of meat do they put in the Krabby Patty, if nearly every animal in thiy universe is intelligent?
Human sailors are often buried at sea…
Also drowning victims, boat accidents…
The fish are small and humans have a lot of meat on them.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/11/deaths-migrant-boat-capsizes-djibouti
Crabby patty tracks. Had a neighbor who was in the coast guard. He said bodies recovered from the sea after a few days were covered in crabs. If more than a week, inside as well.
We are the Soylent green of the sea.
“me burger” haha - did you guys watch project hail mary?
https://www.cinemablend.com/movies/i-really-miss-super-gross-food-detail-left-out-project-hail-mary-ending-me-burgers
It says right there. Someone named “Patty”.
There is an entire Wikipedia article about it. It’s a veggie burger.
big
meaty
claws
There’s an episode, plankton’s army, where the ingredients are revealed as:
- Salt
- Onions
- Love
- ???
So unless it’s an onion patty, the protein is the secret part of the ingredient. I think I also recall one of the videogames heavily implying it was made with Kelp, as most in-universe foods are.