Kalma linux sounds like the goth version, especially in Finnish, where kalma is a kind of synonym for death
Is this in any way related to Kalmarunionen?
if not, please lie to me
lying: yes, definitely!
not lying: Actually that’s another funny thing since Kalmarunionen is also not etymologically related to calamari either, which also is “kalmari” in Finnish. Kalmarunionen comes from the swedish city of Kalmar, which has it’s name origin in “kalm” meaning some kind of pile of rocks, even a memorial grave kind of thing, so that’s close! However, at least the language bank of Finland considers this an unlikely origin for the Finnish kalma and suggests other roots, see https://sanat.csc.fi/wiki/Etymologiadata:imsm:kalma
Kedora
KixOS
Kebian
OpenKuse
Kentoo
Kalpine
Klackware
KnixOS, the K is silent
Shouldn’t it be “KopenSuse”?
I like openkuse more. In Estonian, kuse is either imperative form of the verb to pee, or the possessive case of the noun.
Though admittedly I used OpenKuse and it was super reliable for me.
The “k” is silent
Krocky.
…Kocky?
So if I install an antivirus on this KPOP!_OS, I now have a KPOP daemon hunter
So it’s Hanna Montana linux with extra steps
To become an KPOP daemon hunter, simply open Konsole on Pop!_OS and run
pkill 'd$'.The default wallpaper

OOM killer could be daemon hunter too.
Khanna Montana is my favorite distro
Oh that’s fun. Let me try this with my favorite distro.
KachyOS
🫥
Shouldn’t it be KcachyOS?
i’ve never had an original thought in my life.
I have actually done this a few years back. The trick is to add in the Kubuntu backport repository to get later versions (at least back when I did it).
I called it Kupobop and changed the OS symbol to a tiny moogle from Final Fantasy.
Then my Arch friend annoyed me into trying Arch, so naturally I now use Fedora.
same for me just with openSussy instead of Fedora
openSUSE is still on my distro bucket list. When I’m ready to hop I usually just start pushing my luck messing with things until my current setup fails. Then I pretend to be upset and inconvenienced while secretly excited to try something new.
my Arch friend
Is that like an arch nemesis but a friend?
ki kuse karch kbtw
Careful with those K’s, pal
White flavour!
You just made me chortle and almost choke on my snack lol
Kop_os
AKAB
All kernel are bastard?
brb installing plasma on pop!_os
I use karch btw
Was gonna say the same.
ah fellow karcher
is this now a power wasting community?
You know, if ubuntu proposed to be a serious distro again it would rename itself to UwU
UwUntu
Nyarch
but pop os is just the cosmic flavour of ubuntu so isn’t kubuntu technically already kpop os?
CachyOS is also already KachyOS, but if you choose a different environment during setup you could make it AchyOS
It has a few other changes than just the DE from what I understand, but you’re not far off.
The native apps built in rust are pretty nice. It’s so nice to have basic apps just snappy af.