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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

Does a 'Welcome' mat give vampires permission to enter your house?

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Does a 'Welcome' mat give vampires permission to enter your house?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    My welcome mat says come back with a warrant. That should keep em away right?

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      That would keep them away if they could read. (not the vampires)

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