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I used to have one that said “Hi, I’m Mat” because I found it hilarious.
We throw a party for my kid’s birthday every year. My wife keeps taping signs to the front door for the party; they always say “come on in, the party’s in the back!” I keep telling her that someday a vampire is going to take advantage of that, but she seems unconcerned.
My Grandpa always had a “hello” mat because he would say hello to anyone, but not everybody was welcome.
I used to have one that said “Hi, I’m Mat” because I found it hilarious.
We throw a party for my kid’s birthday every year. My wife keeps taping signs to the front door for the party; they always say “come on in, the party’s in the back!” I keep telling her that someday a vampire is going to take advantage of that, but she seems unconcerned.