Unpopular opinion: toilets are perfectly shaped to make farts as loud as possible.

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If anyone out there is self conscious about this, remember: you should only be embarrassed by sounds that come out of your mouth when in the bathroom. If you’re grunting and sighing in the stall you need immediate medical attention or a gag. Pull it together

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      2 days ago

      People grunting in the stall next to me is definitely worse than poop and fart noises. I already know the mechanics of the situation, I don’t want inklings of the personal narrative around it…

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        2 days ago

        This leads us to a horrible would-you-rather: sounds of pain and discomfort, or pleasure and satisfaction?