• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Well, I went outside wishing on the first star that crossed my view that wishing on any kind of star or non-star doesn’t work anymore.

      And yes, I identify as an evil mirror guy wrongfully put in the wrong universe!

      • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        Council of Mages - Official Report on the Wish Catastrophe

        (the document is scrawled in a childlike hand, or one that is unused to writing manually. The document is badly smeared with ink and is illegible in many places)

        This will likely be the last report of the Council. Many of the members are dead or dying. Suspect anti-magick agents have conducted the Wish To End Wishing. Range of effect unknown but believed general at least to this dimension. Extra-dimensional scrying now impossible (illegible section) impossible to determine. Our palaces will crumble soon to dust, our people soon reduced to scrounging and hunting in the dirt like the mundane creatures of the wood. Most will starve or succumb to disease. Our libraries will decay, all our knowledge will pass into myth, and we will fall into ignorance. There is no repair. My family (This section is smeared and illegible. the smears look intentional)

        (illegible) and I will continue our research, if food and shelter can be found, though with no magic whatsoever (illegible section) on survival. Recommend all do similar.

        I would wish good luck, but the gesture is now empty. Farewell if you may.

        End of Report