• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 days ago

    Thanks for the reminder, Mr. Spock.
    Now, would you please return to the science station and find out the date of the next meteor shower?
    We have a few urgent wishes to place!

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      6 days ago

      We’re still going through the Perseids right now, you should see a few if you are patient enough and the night skies are clear.

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      6 days ago

      If meteors combusting in a planet’s atmosphere had the ability to grant requests to those who view them, I am sure a great many evils on a great many planets would have been solved a long time ago. In my experience, the only thing that can assist in solving a problem is a thorough understanding of its causes and the ingenuity sufficient to devise a solution.

      In other words, you will get no assistance from a rock, unless of course that rock happens to be a scientist.