Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State"

his fitbit was his wingman

good, now put it back so that they can’t tell until the first train rolls over it and derails.

when the material conditions force you to purge your ranks 😭

this is even better than that truck that said “CUM: We ain’t haulin’ milk!”

somebody ping me?

probably brown people in west asia

nice

just because you got your feelings hurt doesn’t mean I’m not right, or you’re not an idiot. nothing I said was factually untrue, you knob.

I remember lightning bugs. summer nights used to be full of them when I was a kid. haven’t seen one in ages though. pretty sure they’re extinct in my region.

one who is in constant trouble with the law and is very happy to work with Five Eyes countries to save his own neck. I see enough stories about supposed private telegram channels being infiltrated to keep me off the platform. there’s only two kinds of people doing illegal shit on telegram, idiots and snitches.

the meme is a joke. they’re saying you have to jailbreak iOS or Apple will get you.

it’s a meme. the joke is that Apple will rat you out unless you jailbreak

I mean, you can make it so your client doesn’t.

I don’t think the law makes exceptions for how you feel about the stuff you’re downloading

save water. blow up a data center.

there’s loads of things you can do with it, but arguably one of the best is making it a media PC. if you sail the high seas, then a full Servarr stack is really nice to have.

https://wiki.servarr.com/

I’m reporting this post because I’m in it and don’t like it

somebody putting up a greenhouse. which doesn’t really fit the text at all.

handful of dudes in a mansion

how dare you. that is the People’s mansion.

oh here we go, the Read More Theory Club once again blaming everyone but themselves for their shitty political theory never getting off the ground.