This reads like someone wrote the words and threw it into ai and said, “add a lot of emojis,” and thats what came out

Our IT guys have a stash of them. I quickly learned that you dont need a ticket and they would GLADLY give you a spare.

I’ve heard Tuesday in the afternoon, like 2 oclock is the best. They can go home early and tuesdays are just… Tuesdays

I scared the shit out of one of my employees. I went to his desk around 330 on a friday and asked to see him in my office. As we were walking across the room, we got stopped 2 times, prolonging the walk.

He later admitted he thought he was being fired for some reason because “office talk” at end of the day friday is how that stereotypically goes, and being stopped twice was excruciating…

I literally wanted to give him more money lol. I convinced HR he was under paid and we needed to pay him more so he wouldnt leave the company. I thought that’d be great news on a friday afternoon, but i almost gave him a heart attack in the process

Or, its a joke.

Ive become exceptionally familiar with the baking aisle as my wife loves to bake, but will regularly not have everything (or not enough), and she usually realizes it after she starts. So its a time measured event to get what she needs.

Holiday season is always so funny for me because everyone’s searching up and down in that aisle just completely lost. I usually will just eves drop when people mutter to themselves, or say something to their kid and tell them where it is. Odd, boredline creepy? Sure. Most people appreciate it though. Others look at me like they wish i had never been born.

There is also a concern that sand can get in the hinge, and there are small gaps around the screen at the hinge so sand can actually get behind/under the screen

SIX SEVEN HA. HA. HA.

I bought a plastic flask in college and my buddies ragged on me for being cheap… they all borrowed it at least once because the venue they wanted to go to had metal detectors.

Totally right there with you. My wife and i did a trip in 2018 to west coast usa, and we stayed in airbnb the whole time. Collections of tiny homes and garages and it was amazing. Each place was like $45 a night and perfect for what we were doing.

We havent used an airbnb in years now. Hotels give you so much more for your money now

My daughter is very much me. When she gets on my wifes nerves, she’ll tell me to “go take care of little you.”

The thing is, i know what i was responsive too, so i know how to curb the attitude. The only time that hasnt played out in my favor was one time she was pushing her sisters buttons, and I said, “oh theres nothing we can do about this one. We’re going to have to wait til her sister snaps and lets her have it.” My wife didnt like that answer one bit

DONT YOU SLANDER CHEX QUEST

It aint like that around here. Ive been here for 15 years and have only heard of 1 person failing a drug test. And he was a hell of an employee. Impossible to replace.

And it is random. The selection is orchastrated by a third party. All we do is provide an up-to-date list of names every quarter. They handle the selection and all other logistics/coordination required

Aviation/aerospace

My employer cold calls people. If you are contacted, you have 2 hours to report to the “wellness center” (on site) to take your drug test. If they cant get a hold of you, they call your boss. Then its their responsibility to track you down.

If youre a remote employee, there are labs all over the country that are approved facilities for you to go to and take the test.

We do random drug tests every quarter. And being selected doesnt exclude you from future testing. You could, in theory, be tested 4 times a year.

I personally havent been pulled in about 8 years, but the guy sitting next to be got it last week.

Wtf

Your bartender will also take care of you by not charging you for every drink. The general rule i followed back then was 20% on drinks they charged you for and 50% of drinks they didn’t charge you for. They make more, you pay less.

The question wasnt about water specifically. Theyre trying to ask why does 1e3 mass = 1e0 volume and/or 1e0 mass = 1e-3 volume. Why doesnt 1e0 mass = 1e0 volume

Decline series. It removes it from your calendar.

I dont know how ill be feeling before every meal. What if i planned on making pot pie for dinner, but came home and was hungry right then and didnt want to wait or put in the effort for pot pie?

Or what if i packed left over chicken in my lunch the night before and turns out by the time lunch rolls around, i wanted a burrito?

Or what if people dont have an appetite due to their medication and can literally forget to eat because their body never told them they needed nutrients?