Back to the future 2 future wasn’t dystopian enough, we just didn’t know it yet

That was a good retcon though

Every ivory backscratcher could be 1000 frozen pizzas.

Ban ivory backscratchers!

Frozen pizza for everyone!

Quick new time zone

It’s sorrowful how you “pirates” admit that your sorrow over feeling sorrowful.

It’s pretty cheap to buy Gabe quotes on steam instead of being sorry how sorrowful your sorrow makes you sorry. It’s like $0.99 during the steam sale. Do you know how much it costs to fuel up a super yacht?

I thought it was just ametaphor

I asked for directions in broken French and the guy answered me but spoke slowly and clearly. Then asked me in English if I understood him