you’re thinking of sales tax being added at the register. this is someone else.

I would just say “They’re both named Trevor.”

Any paramedics seeing this? What would you do in this case? it’s not really a DNR.

How long is this going* to take?

It is for him because he wants to be mint, unplayed with, a museum piece. He wants it so bad he even leaves his box to be able to keep the illusion alive of never having left his box.

Guaranteed they started with those people so it seems justified when they ramp it up and denaturalize way more.

This is exactly how you should respond to your coworkers!